Hail to the Cheif!

Back in London after Christmas in Scotland with the folks. Yesterday was the first day back, and there's apparently been a 'big scandal' about Bob Kiley and parties or something, but most of us probably ignored the story behind the headline as we laughed at the Standard's headline writers' inability to spell!

Sufjan tops the charts again!

Sufjan Stevens has bagged the coveted #1 slot in Pitchfork's top 50 albums of 2005. It's hardly surprising, but still great to see him there. That follows his No.3 in the Observer Music Monthly list. It's been a good year for the boy! And even better, No.1 in my (forthcoming) chart too!

The nightmare before Christmas

Christmas shopping. The weekend before Christmas. What a nightmare. Well, this past weekend these caring people (somewhere) made it just that wee bit easier for us but blocking off Oxford street to made it a pedestrian paradise for one day only. So instead of watching our backs for oncoming buses as we nip into the road to circumnavigate the family with two buggies and the man with ten oversized shopping bags, we could stroll in peace down the middle of the road. Yes we really could, because at the Marble Arch end, it was like somebody had forgotten to remind shoppers that it was pedestrianised, whilst they stuck inexplicably to the pavements. Or maybe they were staying close to the shops so as not to lose that elusive bargain. Oh well. it helped the shopping to be done with relative ease.

Down at the more crowded Regent Street end, annoying stilt walkers were harassing small children and bad jugglers were trying to avoid knocking passersby out with their clubs. One regular feature of Oxford Street however was conspicuous by his absence. Where was Phil the evangelist? Surely Xmas shopping is the perfect time to harangue shoppers who are glorying in all that mammon can offer. Maybe he was doing his own shopping. So instead of Phil, we got other megaphone-wielding zealots at Oxford Circus who instead of warning us to repent, were dressed in yellow stewards’ tabards and warning us about moving beyond barriers and crossing the road. And there were megaphone clowns (literally) pleading with us to enter Debenhams too. There’s just too much competition these days.

Everyone's got a globe!

Hey! It's Golden Globe nominations time again! Don't you just love these Globes? It's like the Oscars, except everyone gets an award! If your film doesn't get nominated in one category - hey - it can get nominated in another. There are so many categories, that actors and directors who aren't nominated must be feeling pretty low just now...

I think my favourite one is "Best performance by an actor in a supporting role in a series, mini-series or motion picture made for television". They'll have to get Morgan Freeman to read that one at the ceremony, to give it enough gravitas to stop the tittering in the aisles.

And look! Just to show that no-one gets left out, there are nominations for the entire cast of Desperate Housewives! That's obviously the top show then. Not so many nominations for Lost, and the only actor from that series who gets a nod is Matthew Fox, who plays probably the most boring character in the entire show!

Still, it seems like a bit of a triumph for Ang Lee and Brokeback Mountain. Mind you this news probably won't have them packing multiplexes in Utah. Looking forward to it coming out over here though. As with a load of these films which haven't graced our shores yet.

Good to see Cronenberg getting in there with the fine History of Violence and Philip Seymour Hoffman getting recognised in a leading role. After all, he is one of the finest actors around at the moment. And despite Woody Allen's uneasy relationship with Holloywood, the moment he moves from 'rubbish mode' into 'OK' mode, out come the plaudits!

Little White Lies

The new issue of Little White Lies is out now. For those of you who haven't heard of it, it's a (relatively) new movie magazine that comes out every couple of months.

The difference between LWL and other film magazines, is that apart from the lack of big-star interviews and slavish focus on the latest Hollywood blockbuster, a lot of the articles in the mag aren't actually about films at all. So why's it a film title then? Well, I think the theory behind it is that in real life, decent films throw up a whole load of issues that are worth discussing. Like if you've been to see a good movie and are down the pub afterwards, you're discussing the film and the conversation veers towards things that the movie raises.

Like the current issue for instance. In keeping with previous editions, LWL has a 'feature' film that gives the headline article, in this case Sam Mendes' new picture Jarhead. So, the other articles riff on the theme of war. There are articles like: real life stories from soldiers who have served in Iraq and Afghanistan, a fun piece about boys' military toys, a feature on radio station in the Bosnian war, a look at Hollywood's obsession with futrustic weapons , and some war soundtacks. All good stuff.

In keeping with other film mags however, they also review movies. But there's also an interesting little twist that I totally approve of. They give the usual marks outr of 5, but they do three sets of marks. One set for anticipation (e.g. a new film from Jim Jarmusch is highly anticpated, so may get 4, and on recent form, a new Woody Allen film doesn't carry high expectations, so may get 2 or 3). Another mark is for enjoyment, which takes account of the experience for the 2 hours or so watching the film, and the last score is in retrospect, given that great movies stay with us, or something that may have been thrilling at the time may leave no lasting impression, or that we may even change our minds after some thought or discussion. Is that not a great way of reviewing films? They're right, it's not just about the experience of literally watching the thing! Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

Anyway, if you want a copy, you can get them from Borders, Fopp (although I was in there last week and they didn't have any in) and other select vendors. Or you can subscribe.

Last day of the Routemaster

So that was it. On Friday the last Routmaster made it's last trip from Marble Arch to Brixton Garage, with a human cargo consisting entirely of Routemaster enthusiasts (as opposed to people who actually wanted to go to Streatham Hill) and with the road south well-lined with RM fans, clicking their cameras, whistling and cheering. I happen to work on the 159 route, so I popped out at lunchtime to see the traffic islands around Lambeth North tube station, packed with well-wishers (see below). I think the bus above is actually the last one. On my way to my fine local Italian caff at I caught the loud cheers from the bus stop across the road, and the passengers inside taking the acclaim like public transport royalty!

So farewell Routemaster. You were a London icon. You will be missed. As the last bus headed down Kennington Road, I saw one of the the new generation of 159s heading up towards me. Shame, I thought, bought my custard tarts and headed back to work...

Lists, Schmists

OK, so the end of year best-of lists are pretty much all in now. I love lists, and I'm a real sucker for the best of ones. Is it just me, or they seem to get earlier each year? Uncut published its one in the December issue - which came out at the beginning of November! Still, it's probably the one I like the most, or maybe that should be the Rough Trade one?. Uncut's top two are mine in reverse, notably Arcade Fire's 'Funeral' and Sufjan Stevens' 'Illinoise'. But as usual, a few surprises - what are the Rolling Stones doing in there? And who is Black Mountain?

Mojo's is out now too, with Antony at numero uno. There's a certain consistency across the lists, with Arcade Fire well up there in most, but so far only #1 in Uncut. Nice to see Sufjan so high up in NME's poll - I'd have thought that a mag that's such a slave to the music of 14-year old boys wouldn't have had the slightly non-mainstream folk of 'Illinoise' so high, but who am I to guage what the kids are into these days?


Mind you, that NME poll's been marked by controversy, and the lawyers have been involved. If you're interested in the article that so enraged the nation's wannabe tastmakers (for 14-year old boys), someone has preserved a copy here.

The one I usually pay most attention to is the Rough Trade list. There's always something surprising there, and this year is no exception. Two years ago they put a total unknown called Sufjan Stevens at number 3, and look where is is now. This year Brakes come from nowhere (in other people's charts) straight into No.1! And there's Black Mountain again! And The Boy Least Likely To? Maybe there's something in that name, or who knows, they could be the next Sufjan.

Mine? Well, I'm still working on the list. I think I've got time. I remember in the old days when I used to read NME, their list came out the week before Christmas. What's wrong with that? It's closer to the end of the year, after all.

However, I have had a couple of drafts for competitions I've entered recently. So it definitely has Sufjan at the top, followed by Arcade Fire. Then it includes: Jamie Lidell: Multiply, Antony & The Johnsons: I am a Bird Now, Devendra Banhart: Cripple Crow, Magic Numbers, MIA: Aurular, Low: The Great Destroyer, King Creosote: KC Rules OK (not necessarily in that order)and one more. I can't decide - LCD Soundsystem? Saint Etienne? Richard Hawley? Super Furry Animals? The Shortwave Set? All will be revealed...

The 159 goes out with a bang...

Or should that be a flash? Well there was a lot of flashing going on today from the massed ranks of bus-spotters gathered at the junction of Kennington Road and Westminster Bridge Road, outside Lambeth North station today. It's the penultimate day of the 159 Routemaster, and the penultimate day of the Routemaster- period! London Transport seem to want to make it a special kinda passing by putting on some other old buses. Heck, I saw one earlier that looked like it was the forerunner of the Routemaster. And there was an old green RM, like the one on the left.


So I expect that tomorrow, there will be even more hopeless nostalgists out to mourn the passing of that great London insitution. And take even more photos. This lot will doubtless be there. And this lot. And who knows, I may join them for a photo or two...

Antony & The Johnsons - 6 December

I went to see Antony & The Johnsons at Shepherd's Bush Empire on Tuesday night. What a great gig. I was really looking forward to is after having just missed his two previous London shows earlier in the year. And he didn't disappoint!

Despite complaints by some about the venue, I thought it was perfect. I had a great view from my lofty posisiton, with only the slight complaint about the legroom on the old seats (I am 6"4' / 1.90m after all). The sound was perfect, the performance impeccable. You'll rarely hear a gig audience so quiet, especially at SBE. I'll jump at the chance of seeing him again.

Full review over at Collective.

Photo courtesy of stevec77. Wish I'd taken some now...

Like Smokin' in the Movies

So, smoking's more popular in the movies than ever. Well, according to 'researchers in California' and reported in the Guardian today. Seems that "a sample of the top-grossing films over the last 50 years found that smoking decreased from an average of 10.7 events an hour in 1950 to 4.9 in 1982 - and then shot up to 10.9 by 2002. An 'event' ranges from a character lighting a cigarette to a shot of a tobacco advertisement."

But what's worse, is that this is making kids across America light up! Oh yes. Apparently the researchers make the quantum leap from the 'event increase' to claim that nearly half teenage smokers in the US try fags because of films.

Well, make of that what you will. You can probably sense my scepticism, but I will add one caveat. Try watching the scene in 'To Have and Have Not' where Lauren Bacall first appears in the doorway of Humphrey Bogart's room, asks for a cigarette and lights up. Then tell me that smoking isn't cool...